To copy the gawker liberal media elite: Live Blogging on Election Day!!!

Liveblogging: failed. But at least we have a cool new president.

PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!!


4:52 pm. Apparently if you vote, you can get a nifty free vibrator from Toys in Babeland. Fun, fun for everyone. Also, I think I know which prof. I want to work for. FINALLY.

12:19 pm. Still no news, but man, I have some bad gas. Gotta take one of those tablets...

8:08 am It's 8 in the morning, EST. Wake up everybody! Time to vote! Why hasn't Jez posted anything yet? Who's ahead, NYT? No one seems to know yet. I guess I'll just have to get ready for work, like everyone else.