buck rogers is too shy to comment, so he gets his own post.

buck rogers: is this your new blogg'd?

5:40 PM me: yeshm

5:43 PM buck rogers: hah

i love how it says "viewer discretion: adult content"!

5:44 PM me: i had something really raunchy on there that i took off

buck rogers: i had to "sign some release form" before viewing your blogg'd

whatever. you ARE raunchy

you should wear a viewer-discretion sandwhich board

:)

oh blogg'ds

me: lol

buck rogers: blogg'ds are for pussies who can't speak their minds in real life- except in your case i'm sure you do as well

5:45 PM i have a blogg'd

but i'm too hipster/fearful to update the damn thing

5:46 PM hah. your highschool boyfriend was cute and nerdy just like you!

me: it was my middle school bf

yeah we really connected

5:47 PM okay, just for you i'm going to repost the raunchy one

5:48 PM it's at the bottom

link me to your blog

5:52 PM buck rogers: is it, uh, 'black angel is my hero?'

i'm getting tired of McSpace

it's too corporate

me: no, it's "was fucking in the backyard a bad idea"

buck rogers: hmm, i'm not seeing it, lemme re-load page

5:54 PM you know you're truly hot, when even a gay man fucks you

5:55 PM i can't believe these things happen to you, l- do they?

5:56 PM if not, i think investigative journalism may be truly for you!

me: lol

buck rogers: i especially liked the ending

the party's gonna stay at the party

classy

5:57 PM :D

you rawk my world, man

me: haha

buck rogers: so how's school going?

me: so/so

its okay

buck rogers: what's your thesis?

5:58 PM me: it's going to be about.....

6:01 PM buck rogers: haha

you can buy a truck or a penis for the same amount of money

hmm

tough decision!

me: hahaha

6:02 PM buck rogers: what does that even mean (your thesis topic)?

6:05 PM i go truck!

6:09 PM ugh

that witch from wasila needs to seriously go

NOW

(that is: national oranization of women-style)

6:10 PM ooh, elizabeth hasselbeck is "sassy"!

be afraid, be VERY afraid

CARIBOU BARBY

aaaaack!

"yeah baby, i want to see you wearing nothing but a flag-pin"

6:11 PM me: lol

buck rogers: wtf, can't even spell barbie...(northampton definitely removes you from mainstream society)

6:12 PM i want to see caribou barbie naked (except for a flag-pin), taking out the TRASH!

me: you should comment on my blog

buck rogers: wow, that would turn me ON!

me: can i post this conversation in my blog?


The moral to this story is that if you want to compare me to Monica Lewinsky, you are mistaken.